Friday, August 26, 2022

The Old Coot gets soaked. A Tioga County Courier Article of 8/224/2022

 The Old Coot broke his O-ring.

By Merlin Lessler

 I had a blow-out the other day! Not the tire on my car. It was my travel mug that blew a gasket. Most mornings, when I leave the Owego Kitchen, I get a warm-up to accompany me on the walk home. Refills are free with the purchase of coffee. Kind of nice! I claim to use a thermos mug because it saves paper cups and helps the environment, but I really do it, because I want my coffee to stay hot for the rest of the morning so I get a “walk-home” refill. I’m a cheap skate who knows a good deal when he sees it.

 Anyhow, I put the travel mug in my messenger bag that also holds a notebook loaded with ideas for Old Coot articles and a wad of half written ones. I made it across the street and into the M & T Bank parking lot when I felt a wet stream running down the side of my leg. I looked down and noticed my shirt was wet as well.

 A quick check into the bag solved the mystery; it wasn’t me that was leaking fluids, the mug was the culprit. Though it usually is me, with blood leaking out after bumping an arm or leg on a sharp edge. It’s what happens when you have thin, old man skin. Coffee soaked the bag and then me. Did I leave the stopper open? Did I forget to tighten the lid? No! It was the O-ring that seals the top; it was bent out of shape. “Good,” I thought to myself, “It isn’t my fault.”

 I lumbered home, through the village in wet, coffee-stained pants and shirt, hauling a drenched shoulder bag. Now I’m home, in dry clothes, writing this, happy as a clam. If my clothes come out of the washer with stains, it won’t be my fault (for a change) and I won’t hear my wife say, “Tsk, Tsk,” or be referred to as the Stain Man. The twisted out of shape 0-ring was repaired by a skilled surgeon on the operating room table in our kitchen. It’s back in service, ready for action and I can walk through town with some semblance of dignity.

 Comments? Send to mlesssler7@gmail.com

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