Friday, April 11, 2014

April 2, 2014 Article

The Old Coot is a peddler.
By Merlin Lessler

I saw something the other day, so rare, it startled me. Two kids were riding down the sidewalk on a single bike! One on the seat, peddling, the other sitting sidesaddle on the crossbar. This was a common mode of travel when I was growing up. Not everyone could afford a bicycle, so you bummed a ride with a friend. I can still feel the pain from the bar when the bike hit a bump. Ouch! It’s probably why so many of us old coots need our hips replaced when we get old.

Sometimes we ferried two passengers; one on the crossbar facing sideways, the second facing forward, his butt perched on the handlebars, his feet resting on the front fender. It was a shaky, jerky ride. The peddler had all he could do to keep the bike upright and in a straight line, not to mention the endurance to move the weight of three kids any significant distance. Visibility wasn’t so hot either, with two squirming bodies swaying back and forth across his line of sight.

The ultimate “ride share” came when a third interloper hopped on the back, straddling the fender, hanging on to the coil springs under the seat, his legs dangling inches from the spokes in the back wheel. This was usually done as a playground stunt, but sometimes it was for real, the only way for four kids to get home on one bike.

I lived on a hill. My heavy, single gear, fat tired bike kept me fit. I could only make it to my house by working my way up the grade in a continuous “S” pattern, peddling back and forth across the street. It was probably quicker to hop off and push it up the hill, but I had an image to uphold. 

Bikes were our whole life back then, our freedom, the keys to the world beyond the block. We were our own mechanics. The bikes were simple. No complicated derailleurs, no brake and shifter cables to mess with. Just a frame, pedals, two wheels, a chain and handlebars. It’s how we learned to use wrenches, change tires, patch tubes and put things back together after taking them apart. We went to bike shops for accessories and parts, but not for repairs. Except when we'd had a wreck and bent the front wheel. We didn’t have the skill (or the patience) to “tune" the wheel, by tightening the spokes in a random pattern until they all had the same tension (and played the same note when they were plucked). At least I didn’t.

So here I am, three score + years after I first hopped on a bike (using the curb to get started), still peddling around town and out of town (and still using the curb). People look, and see an old man moseying along. What they don’t know, it’s really a 12 year old kid (in his mind) enjoying the freedom only a bike ride can bring, the wind blowing through his hair, watching the world pass by at a speed just perfect to enjoy the journey. It ain't so bad, this old coot thing.

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