Friday, December 6, 2024

The Old Coot likes knobs and switches. Published November 4, 2024 - Tioga County Courier

 The Old Coot cheers the change.

By Merlin Lessler

It’s been 20+ years in the coming, but knobs, sliders, switches and other physical controls are making a comeback in automobile design. If you’re less than 30 years old, you’ll wonder what I’m talking about. Let me explain. You could once control most functions behind the wheel, blindfolded. Want more heat? Reach over to the slider switch and move it to the right.  Need the fan to blow harder? Turn the knob next to the slider switch. You didn’t have to see it. You could feel it. No touch screen to distract you from keeping your eyes on the road.

Those screens cause more accidents than cell phones. That’s my take anyhow. It’s the same thing with household appliances. Printed circuit boards and touch screens dominate the landscape. I can’t even change the clock on our Samsung range without downloading an App and connecting to the brain (artificial intelligence) inside the unit. I won’t get into our washing machine. Another nightmare that decides I can’t change water temperature in a preset mode. I’m too stupid to be allowed that freedom. A/I has pushed my wants aside.

Get in a strange car? Good luck finding out how to control things. Every smart screen is different and uses symbols that are old coot, un-friendly. I can’t even get it right on an elevator when I try to press the “shut the door” button. Car manuals are now used more than ever. I guess you can read it while driving. Not any more dangerous than reaching over and drilling down through a menu on a touch screen. A screen that is getting bigger and bigger and probably will eventually replace the windshield entirely. Pushing us further into a virtual world.  

All is not lost. Some auto manufacturers have figured out that touch screens aren’t cutting edge anymore. Tesla and VW are leading the pack, and starting to add knobs and switches for commonly used functions. They had to hire designers that didn’t grow up playing video games and using touch screens. They hired some old coots to guide them to a new/old future. A safer one!

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